Monday, February 23, 2009

A bit of advice

There are a couple of things that I would leave as a bit of advice, so listen up.

First, Don't EVER call someone at 1:30 am in the middle of the night. This happened to me last week. Someone called and when the phone rang, I thought I was going to have a heart attack because I was wondering what awful thing had happened. When I lifted up the receiver there was noone on the other end, other than a lot of commotion and noise. HOW IRRITATING!!!

Next, don't cough or laugh with your mouth full of cooked oatmeal. It is not a good idea, just saying in case you might need that bit of advice in advance. It probably gets all over and makes a mess.

Last, If you decide to send your husband, sweetheart a love email, make sure that you are sending it to him. Don't just think that you are but make for SURE that you are sending it to the right person. It would be awful if you sent it to one of your friend's husband instead, hopefully they are understanding but you will NEVER feel sane again around them. It would probably be very embarrassing, so just be careful when emailing anything to your husband.

I hope you take these bits of great advice and remember them in case you ever need them!!! You just never know!!!!

13 comments:

blueviolet said...

I think I will take heed and follow all of your sage advice here! ;)

McEwens said...

OK girl, SPILL on the email deal!! I am just saying.. we NEED to know

Loralee and the gang... said...

None of those things happened to you, did it? heh heh.
:~D

Yaya said...

Hahahahaha! GREAT advice! Definitely things I will live by from now on!

Lara said...

I'm guessing you e-mailed Teresa's Mike? I'm sure he thinks it's funny...I know I do.

Kristi T. said...

You crack me up! I am laughing so hard wanting to know what inspired you to leave those bits of advice to us. Yes I want to know if you happen to do any of those things. And I promise it wasn't me calling at 1:30am I hate those phone calls. xoxox me

Teresa said...

Michael thinks that is great advice. He is still laughing over that one. He does love you, just not in that way.

JUST ME, THE MOM said...

I'm a nurse and frequently on call in the middle of the night - so I REALLY hate it when my phone rings - i DOES always scare me to death!

I'll remember the "oatmeal" one - that would be yucky . . . (hmmmm - and I do have a cough right now . . .)

Kristin

Sherrie said...

Thanks for the great advice. I am, however,laughing because I assume these things happened to you. The email thing would be pretty embarrassing. But you have to give us more details!!! :)

susette said...

My daughter did a whopper one time. She still had her old boyfriend in her phone and she accidentally texted him on his honeymoon night, thinking she had sent a girlfriend a message. His named started with A and so it was the first name on her contact list!!! She was mortified and so embarassed and never said a word ever again to him. I think she quickly deleted his name too.

Andrea said...

Hmm...oatmeal...I'll have to remember that.

Kaylynn said...

I will definitely follow your advice!

Jenny said...

ha ha ha he he he but of course when do I ever not listen to ur advice and u know when I get a husband I'll follow the last one to the letter just in case.